I would to vote for someone who isn't immortal but NOOOO that's throwing my vote away
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2024
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Not humoring this childish nonsense about a novel; scum like you won't even press Kamala at every moment to stop her support of genocide because you don't give a damn about the Palestinians; you gonna vote for her in the tens of millions? Then why aren't there tens of millions putting her on the spot about her support for Israel? You people don't give a damn and you're not conning anyone here.
Imagine hyping up Kamala this much
Ok Gothmog
The dark lord has neither a healthy body nor a healthy mind. He's spying on you all. With hiX all-seeing eye.
But as Elrond told a hobbit before:
Yet such is oft the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world, Small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere.’
I guess sometimes the onion does miss
It's not actually the onion it's some lib copycat
Big time
When in doubt go for chaos... NO DONT I AM KIDDING