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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 23 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

A DARE officer once scared me off of drinking water for two days because he literally never used the words "alcohol" or "beer" to a crowd of six years olds. Just "drinking is bad."

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 weeks ago

based dare officer preventing drug use by killing the youth.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 13 points 4 weeks ago

Sounds like a skill issue, fuck them kids

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 weeks ago

David Cross talked about if you see a crying child and ask why and they say, "that man won't buy us beer," the response should be, "ok, I'll buy you some beer." Only he said it funnier than I did.

LET THE CHILDREN DRINK!

(shut up, it's sarcasm, I only think they should smoke crack.)

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 weeks ago

why would some kids die because I can't drink until I'm 21?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

They shoulda just had some hwatcha at 3am SLURP

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I guess I should get the word out that I'm over 21. Don't want anyone dying on my account.