the difference in upvotes between the two megathreads is proof hexbear needs another purge

i have a splitting headache at work and i'm trying not to inflict my terrible mood on my coworkers. for once it's not their fault

WOKE BEACH BOYS: well she got her daddy's car and she cruised through the vegan hamburger stand now

The Irish knocked it out of the park with mushrooms as a breakfast food. I love mushrooms in the morning yummy

I found this really Interesting FE romhack. Seems really unique and intuitive, I'll report back when I've played more of the game.

Also it's totally pronoun emblem :waow-based:

More people have begun trying to gender me correctly at work, and it's very nice. There's one coworker in particular that's been absolutely wonderful about using the name I requested and using fem coded language. It felt so unbelievably nice when she gave me a copy of something I had asked for in the group chat and right at the top of the page was my name hand written. Idk it's such a small thing but it felt so nice.

Also, I made a key for my midterm review in the cute handwriting I've been working on and I had a student compliment my handwriting and uhhghghghghghghgh no one's complimented my handwriting before!!! People have made neutral remarks about my old handwriting, like how it's very tall and skinny and consistent, but no one has ever just told me they liked it until now. It was neat being on the other end of that, since I've told soooooo many women I loved their handwriting lol.

Also also, I'm not so sure about the idea of calling my birth name my deadname. I think I still like it and might end up wanting it as my middle name, even if it's kind of aggressively masc. I say that, but it might be my extreme sentimentality talking. I mean, I literally still tell people my favorite color is green even when it isn't, because I considered it my favorite color for so long and it feels weird to just sort of ditch it. So it's very likely that the same kind of thing is happening with my birth name, where I don't actually like it that much, but the sentimentality makes me feel like I'm losing something by giving it up. I will say that my chosen name has all of the components that I like about my birth name, but has the additional benefit of my liking the name itself. I wish I could share my name with you all, because it's sooooooooo cute.

As soon as I consider the thought of making my birth name my middle name, I'm immediately smacked with the realization that I could instead pick something cute as my middle name and that already sounds much more appealing to me. This whole time I've been simping over the overwhelming cuteness of the first name I've selected, but neglecting the reality of a whole ass other name I can consider.

This post is a bit of an amalgamation of various random ramblings haha. Perhaps I could have made each of them their own post to boost our post count...

Overwhelmed once again by the immense desire to give everyone here a giant hug

Ooh this skirt is nice for sleeping/nightwear

Eating ice cream was maybe bad idea.

I think I have serious trouble regulating emotions. I did a workout today and felt absolutely ecstatic, like mentally I could have kept going for ages but my body was about to collapse. The in the afternoon I went for a walk and for some reason made myself super depressed. I feel lonely and ugly and I hate my body. Why am I like this

Following up on my naming post, my wife is now calling me "Marxist maiden," "Leninist Lady," and "socialist sister"

Works for me~

damn my tiddies are getting fuckin huge

i took some nice pictures of myself today and you could see my tits through my turtleneck

at a distance of about twenty feet

Skin is surprisingly soft/smooth for a change. Gonna blame the two injections I had on Tuesday.

Anyone got that screenshot saying that trans people like Celeste because it gives us unrealistic fantasies of double-jumping? It was posted on Hexbear some days ago but I can't find it.

I've been experimenting with low waisted jeans lately, and it's all good until you need to sit down.

i knew Diddy was really fucked when they started calling him Sean Combs again

Guy I know that lives 30 minutes from Tampa didn't evacuate
He's high enough that he shouldn't get hit by the storm surge but still

Incredibly important quiz for all my fellow lovely transes

Which would you choose:

1. Poltergeist

2. Spider

3. Swamp Monster

4. Dream Demon

5. Vampire

Please leave your answers below, thank you!

so far we have 6 vampires, 1 poltergeist, 6 dream demon and 2 spider

as the quiz holder i will add my vote for dream demon too

feeling like shit. some loud braggart tried to put me down and say his school is great... he also refuses to acknowledge my school (number one in the state)

I just received in the mail a personal note from Mark A. offering to buy my home for cash. BUT THAT WASN'T MARK A. WHO JUST DELIVERED IT! It was just some woman with a whole stack of identical letters!

I am starting to think these letters may be a scam.

I ate too much sugar free things and now I'm paying the price.

Are you a lovely lady or a nasty girl?

Bit idea: Change my my name to Trans-sis Fukuyama then loudly and publicly declare that gender has officially ended forever

I watched Kiki's Delivery Service last night, and it was very cute, as always! Though this time, I noticed that Kiki often will see another girl, or an older woman, and remark at how pretty she is, and how Kiki wishes she was pretty like that. And as an early transition trans fem, that's such a fucking mood!

So Kiki gets the bespoke award of "My new queer headcanon", alongside that cool painter who lives in the woods and is DEFINITELY a lesbian, and those old ladies who are also probably Gay.

Tl;dr - Kiki is trans, because I said so

Fuck it

Even posted about it makes me feel like shit. Like oh here I am just bitching when other people have it worse. Why even post about ending it when I don't have a method. Just stupid drama baiting shit tbh. Probably how everyone sees me. Can't even sh properly so how am I even going to go through with a plan anyway.

Anyway I'm just rambling, I want to escape this. fwiw I don't have a method so don't worry about my safety too much. ::: Edit: I'm going to head to bed now, hoping to feel better tomorrow. Goodnight mega.

I'm hiking, which is nice, but my asthma is kindly reminding me of what happened yesterday. The Earth, kindly enough, is answering my prayers for air and sending giant gusts of wind in my direction. I've rolled my ankle multiple times, but it's really nice out so it's still a good time 😊

I just had a level 5 metapod break out of 5 pokeballs in a row, wtf is this cracked metapods cachrate

i'm literally dying from a mild headache and my wife chooses this moment to bully me about it. like talk about kicking me while i'm down