Damn, this isn’t a real tweet but pretty funny anyways
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2024
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Faced with two realities, forced to choose: either this random screenshot is unreliable, or Snopes is unreliable.
I'm reminded of 1984's double-think; I can believe two contradicting things are true at once. Rock really did tweet this, and yet Snopes is reliable.
I remain happy.
Yes, it’s pretty gross.
But the question is: is it like Garlic where it smells gross yet the end result is delicious? Or...
Garlic/onion doesn't smell gross. Parmesan is a peak offender for me.
You just helped me realize that I have never personally cooked anything with garlic in it, ever. So I actually have no idea how "gross" it is supposed to smell, during its cooking?
I personally love the smell of fish as it cooks, though I have been told that I am disowned now from my family as a result:-P.
I suppose to each their own! :-D
Howwww? I always found garlic to be pretty much a standard ingredient of cooking, and although it's not as common as an onion (literally in almost everything), it's right behind it.
BTW, fresh minced garlic sautéed in a pan for 1 minute smells absolutely delicious.
Garlic smells delicious.
You are stupid and wrong and I hate you.
I forgive you (for probably being right!).
The hiearchy of power in the British Royal Family is about to change.
If America still had its BALLS we'd change it again and push Harry's implicit claim to declare war on Britain and add their territory to our realm, but we're scared of the opinion malus from treaty breaking for some reason despite having the best standing army in the game.