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Damn, this isn’t a real tweet but pretty funny anyways
Snopes
Faced with two realities, forced to choose: either this random screenshot is unreliable, or Snopes is unreliable.
I'm reminded of 1984's double-think; I can believe two contradicting things are true at once. Rock really did tweet this, and yet Snopes is reliable.
I remain happy.
Yes, it’s pretty gross.
But the question is: is it like Garlic where it smells gross yet the end result is delicious? Or...
Garlic/onion doesn't smell gross. Parmesan is a peak offender for me.
You just helped me realize that I have never personally cooked anything with garlic in it, ever. So I actually have no idea how "gross" it is supposed to smell, during its cooking?
I personally love the smell of fish as it cooks, though I have been told that I am disowned now from my family as a result:-P.
I suppose to each their own! :-D
Howwww? I always found garlic to be pretty much a standard ingredient of cooking, and although it's not as common as an onion (literally in almost everything), it's right behind it.
BTW, fresh minced garlic sautéed in a pan for 1 minute smells absolutely delicious.
Garlic smells delicious.
You are stupid and wrong and I hate you.
I forgive you (for probably being right!).
As well you should. Except I already said it also in the other comment.
Relevant
https://xkcd.com/250
Link doesn't work
HA!