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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] quixotic120@lemmy.world 103 points 1 month ago

I bet the replies to this were all from kind well adjusted people wishing anon well

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't make my kid. Adopted.

But it's the same thing, the same feeling.

Don't get me wrong, I'm still a grumpy asshole, but I try harder to be decent. I try to be the dad that the kid deserves, and that includes setting an example by being better than I used to be.

It's some powerful shit, when you let yourself feel it.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 month ago

I didn't make my kid. Adopted.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's that evolutionary programming kicking in, convincing you to slave away with the goal of increasing the survival rate of your offspring.

I'm not saying it's good or bad. I'm just saying that your'e a machine and this affects your program:

If(havebaby=true){parentalmotivation++}

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's going to always increase parentalmotivation.

[–] Alxe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Like if(true) but with side effects.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, maybe I wanted to use ==

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're using one of the languages that uses := for assignment. :P

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

… I guess it’s part of our Makefile

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Following the lifecycle of the species is one path towards an ok life.

[–] Sinkbath@lemmy.today 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah no shit. Germans don't feel joy

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Very recently, I was chatting with a coworker who is a dad, and he said, "I love my kids, but don't do it"

Bit of a different vibe from that guy.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a commitment. If you are not willing to have your life completely changed then yeah, you better not do it. It's not a path for selfish people. There is not a lot of "me time", as a parent.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

IDK that I'd be so quick to refer to people who don't have kids as selfish.... Certainly there are selfish people that shouldn't have kids for that reason, but not all people who are willingly childless, are selfish.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Not saying it that way. I'm saying if you need / prefer to focus on self, well, being in a couple may already be hard, and being a parent is gonna be an exercise in frustration. It's okay to not want to devote your life to others.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

That's fair. Take my comment more as a clarification of what you were saying.

Being single and childless or being in a relationship and childless, isn't in and of itself a problem with someone being selfish.

Personally, I choose not to have children because gestures at everything.... I don't even want to be here, why would I forcibly make someone else live with gestures at everything again all this.... The world is crazy. I don't want to subject my offspring to what's happening. I'd rather that they don't exist than to do that to someone who I love more than anything.

They don't and will never exist, and I love them enough to not subject them to the insanity that is our society.

Unless we get to star trek levels of prosperity before I'm beyond the age where I am able to create offspring, then I don't see me having any. I'm not even talking about space ships, and FTL/warp speed, I'm taking about the principles under which they lived in the federation. Unified, peaceful, and free.

Realistically, that won't happen in my lifetime, so I guess I'll never procreate.

And a note before I go. While I don't want to be here, I'm trying to be a net positive for the world while I'm here. I'm not depressed nor suicidal, I have no inclinations to harm myself or others. I'm here, I've dealt with that fact, I'm making the best of it. I just got engaged, and I'm looking forward to growing old with my partner, and peacing out after another 30-40 (maybe more?) years on this planet, hopefully making everything I touch just a little better as I go for those that will survive after me. My entire life is in the service of others....... and I'm not religious. Go figure.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

bcs this is 4chan I assumed they had a crush on her for 16 years and actually never talked to her

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

yeah i was confused on how he made a kid without ever talking to her

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Are you a believer in miracles?

Do you notice and recognize miracles?

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

It says a lot about the world that only certain people who can afford certain experiences can enjoy it and the rest are bitter.

Having said that, I’m proud of anon and his likely faked story and son.