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Just Eat customers will soon be able to get vibrators and lingerie sent to their doorstep in minutes, as the company starts delivering products made by sex toy maker Lovehoney in the coming weeks.

The takeaway giant said it will deliver “sexual wellbeing products” and accessories from brands including Womanizer, We-Vibe and Fifty Shades of Grey.

Just Eat said the products will be delivered inside sealed, unbranded paper bags, with receipts attached on the inside to ensure “discretion”.

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Deliveroo partnered up with Ann Summers earlier this year to deliver its lingerie and adult products to people’s homes “in minutes”.

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Alongside delivering the products in plain packaging, Just Eat has also instructed riders not to leave the sex toy deliveries at people’s doorsteps, with orders returned to stores if customers are not contactable.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why isn't this called "Luber?"

[–] Emperor 19 points 1 month ago

Just Eat Out.

[–] smeg 7 points 1 month ago

The driver, who presumably normally just does food, knows where they picked your order up from and will give you a "😏" look when handing you your discrete brown bag

[–] GreatAlbatross 7 points 1 month ago

"Odd, this saveloy is a bit rubbery"

[–] Hossenfeffer 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Prawn toast, chicken fried rice, and some edible panties please!”

[–] Emperor 4 points 1 month ago

"Hi, I'd like Swedish meatballs and some Ben Wa balls, please."

"So that's one battered sausage and a CBT device"

"Following an 'incident' we are legally obliged to remind customers not to mix up the jumbo sausage and the double-ended dildo."