Why isn't this called "Luber?"
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
23 points (92.6% liked)
And Finally...
1098 readers
273 users here now
A place for odd or quirky world news stories.
Elsewhere in the Fediverse:
- !weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
- !offbeat@lemmy.ca
- !nottheonion@lemmy.world
- !nottheonion@lemmy.ml
- !nottheonion@zerobytes.monster
- !aiop@lemmy.world
- !jingszo@lemmy.world
- !forteana@feddit.uk
- !strangetimes@lemmy.world
- !goodnews@feddit.uk
- !upliftingnews@lemmy.world
Rules:
- Be excellent to each other
- The Internet will resurface old "And finally..." material. Just mark it [VINTAGE]
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
Just Eat Out.
The driver, who presumably normally just does food, knows where they picked your order up from and will give you a "😏" look when handing you your discrete brown bag
"Odd, this saveloy is a bit rubbery"
“Prawn toast, chicken fried rice, and some edible panties please!”
"Hi, I'd like Swedish meatballs and some Ben Wa balls, please."
"So that's one battered sausage and a CBT device"
"Following an 'incident' we are legally obliged to remind customers not to mix up the jumbo sausage and the double-ended dildo."