But if you buy crypto burgers then your health insurance company can raise your rates on the blockchain! That's the future of finance.
Buttcoin
Buttcoin is the future of online butts. Buttcoin is a peer-to-peer butt. Peer-to-peer means that no central authority issues new butts or tracks butts.
A community for hurling ordure at cryptocurrency/blockchain dweebs of all sorts. We are only here for debate as long as it amuses us. Meme stocks are also on topic.
Yes, I want petty tyrants spying on me every minute of my life so they can punish me for any choice that might be unprofitable to them. That's called being a libertarian!
[Joke] Time to put burgers on the blockchain.
You cannot make jokes about this kind of stuff. I mean you can, but inevitably somebody has already tried to do your joke seriously a while back. For example
They have no sense of irony, heh.
I guess the lure of untold imagined virtual riches overwrites their sense of irony. (And a lot of other things).