Due to a legal settlement several years ago, Tyrus is required to award a title belt to anyone he encounters who is a better professional wrestler than him. He hands out over 800 belts per week

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Where's MY belt?*

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* I haven't encountered him but I still want my belt.

[–] goose@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Because of a trade embargo, all we have on hand are seven shipping containers filled with Jeff Hardy Enigmatic Champion belts

[–] rentasonder@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Paul Wall's the real people's champ

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

HOU DAER U.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

I learned about it from this Bluesky whiney post by lib video clipmeister Aaron Rupar.

GUTFELD: Have you ever been fired?

TRUMP: I have never experienced being fired

(Trump was fired by 81 million people)

https://subium.com/profile/atrupar.bsky.social/post/3l4jj6hngjs2e

(I'm stealing the odd usage of parens on its own line.)