Now modern technology has allowed me to construct a conduit directly from my asshole to my nose so I can constantly smell my own farts
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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I don't see irony poisoned leftist as a personality archetype so Hexbear is safe.
There are dozens of us
Great, now an AI can use social media to coerce me instead of just my peers from high school.
But hey, my federal agent could use a vacation.
The AI in question: 
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I'm going to turn into :a-guy: over here if this shit keeps pace
Gotta keep pumping the numbers up imo
This guy's name is Sayman and his app is SAI. The Japanese word for hypno is 催眠 (さいみんsaimin) and this is basically digital brainwashing.
Well, saimin to be precise but otherwise correct
Is that not what I said? I'm confused about what's being corrected.
Oof sorry my bad
You don't need to apologise I was just genuinely confused and asking. I could have missed something! It's not my first language.
I just misread the original comment. ごめんね！
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Can I has upboat
This is just the dead internet theory.
“Now the tech has finally caught up to my vision”
It’s hard to imagine a more smug statement.
Damn bro, you’re living in 3024 while the rest of us are wasting time not being as smart as you.
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std::cin;
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