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Just. Goddamnit. I read so much of this article before I realized I had a mouth full of onion. Bravo.
"No one is even trying to shoot up Meadows Ridge College or the Oceanside Charter School!"
Onion has been in fire lately
It's not the onion. I've never seen this site before.
The spirit of Onion.
The bold new scent
You’re right. I was looking at the community
As the cop in South Park said after a kid was killed in town, "Dammit! Outside school is the one place kids are supposed to be safe!"
Fucking brutal. That's a hell of a good connection.
Hunh! I really thought the bus would be a lot shorter.
More like being a school "security" officer?
Either way... At this point, it is kinda like enlisted during the Iraq surge
Nah, school "security officers" are there to brutalize unruly children and get the middle school to life in prison pipeline started.
In contrast, Trump's SS officers are charged with protecting the most childish fascist cult leader from the consequences of his words and actions.
Both make the world a worse, more bleak place, though, I'll give you that.
I get massive whiplash every time someone abbreviates the secret service
It's supposed to be usss, ss is a bit dickish, even with his political alignment.
Nah, he's a literal fascist. It might be dickish to the secret service given a different context, but my comment was clearly aimed at him rather than them.
That's not fair, he didn't run away from the gunman!
Maybe that's just Texas.