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I'm not one to kink shame but always make sure the people you're involving in your kinks actually consent. What the fuck dude..
Once there's no consent it's just a sex crime. Shame away.
Its not kink shaming tho, its shaming a horrible pervert who only cares about their own self interests.
Nothing wrong with shitting in front of a consenting adult who is also into it.
I mean, plenty wrong from the basic hygiene point of view.
It's why you do it on a glass table - makes clean-up a doddle. I'm told.
Is that why you're banned from John Lewis?
No, that's why I'm banned from IKEA. The John Lewis thing is much worse.
What filthy sex clubs you going to?
Well honestly, I'm skeptical that such a repeat offender will change his ways, but his required rehab and sex offenders registry is probably the most good that can be done for everyone involved so far.
I have many questions, but I'm not sure I want the answers.
Why into a bag? Was he being environmentally conscious? Or is it for other uses?
Actually yeah please don't answer
Why into a bag? Was he being environmentally conscious? Or is it for other uses?
For the environment, he definitely wasn't saving it for later or anything.
Could be to stop DNA tracing.
He's shitting on the streets in front of witnesses in the full view of CCTV. I don't think they'd need to do any DNA testing.
I never said he was smart…
Everything about this would suggest he isn't a criminal mastermind.
What the fuck…
Lmfao the phrases he used are fuckin ridiculous who is this absolute jokester what the actual living breathing actual shitting fuck
Reading the headline, I thought they'd not sent him to prison because he was off to a secure mental institution where he could get the help he needed while keeping women safe. I am unsure this is going to do much.
It'll make the poor street sweeper's day a bit easier if nothing else!
Apparently he pooped in a bag while staring at the victim...
FWIW he's mindful of the street sweeper
Apparently he pooped in a bag while staring at the victim…
"... he pulled down his trousers and defecated on the pavement, saying: 'Nice shit, isn’t it?'"
Not always. I bet he didn't have a pooper-scooper with him either!
That's a 350€ fine in my city