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The American fuhrer will be Canadian

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[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

He will annex Alberta to seize the Strategic Beef Reserve

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

Puerto Rico is to the mainland as Corsica is to 1790s France

The American First Consul will be Puerto Rican

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nah, Austria had some sauce prior to ww1. Canada had never had sauce, just syrup. We are a nation of Minnesota, no one really has any partucular dreams or aspirations let alone lofty ones.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

From Britain to Amerikkka's servant, Canada is like its middling youngest settler brother who, after failing to appease everyone at the party, decided to go back to its old roots with its deadbeat brothers

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Yeah, we suck.

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Any failed art students in Canada that we should be keeping an eye on?

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Remember: it's XXI century, history repeats as farce and arts and humanities have been steadily obliterated. It's failed STEM student we should look for.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's failed STEM student we should look for.

If it weren't for the failed part, I thought it could be Elon Musk...

Musk briefly attended the University of Pretoria before immigrating to Canada at the age of 18, acquiring citizenship through his Canadian-born mother. Two years later he matriculated at Queen's University at Kingston in Canada. Musk later transferred to the University of Pennsylvania and received bachelor's degrees in economics and physics.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

in economics

Here you go, failed by default

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

in economics and physics

Technically

On the other hand, he seems to now be screwing up his own companies, Tesla with its easily-rusted cars, and the site known formerly known as Twitter by letting rightism take over

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Will there be an Anschluss?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but farcical in nature along the lines of the John Candy film Canadian Bacon

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] HamManBad@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit, learned something new today

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

I kinda wish he had made some more comedies

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

And it'll be just great eh

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Lyin' Ted is probably not it.

[–] outside_enjoyer@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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