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[โ€“] flamingos 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Every major English city has this sort of self-aggrandisement. Except Birmingham, because they've got more important things to do. Like drugs!

[โ€“] Emperor 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Liverpool is in a different league - this is Scouse, Not English taken to the next level (with a dash of Cosmic Scouser). I reckon I could send this out to my mates on WhatsApp and get a couple of unironic "is right!" replies. And more "fuck's sake" ones.

[โ€“] flamingos 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Emperor 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I'm not an Englishman" by Mason Owens.

You could also try "Murdaside" by Mazza L20 (the Bootle postcode) which goes in hard on the Scouse vs Liverpudlian beef.

You could probably set the poem "Scouse not English" to music.

[โ€“] Flax_vert 8 points 2 months ago

So England is a sea of dreams, where Liverpool is where there are no dreams. Makes sense.

[โ€“] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

New York is not part of America? The fuck?

[โ€“] Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Technically it is not. The city of New York encompasses 3 Islands (Including Long Island, the largest island in America) and only a small peninsula that is actually on the Mainland proper. The result is that about 90% of New York City is not on the American mainland/continent.

[โ€“] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

More than 16% of America is not part of the contiguous land mass. It doesn't make it any less part of america.

[โ€“] casmael@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Itโ€™s only America if itโ€™s from the โ€˜Americaโ€™ region of the subcontinent, otherwise itโ€™s just sparkling south Canada

We can burn a second capital Canada, just sayin

[โ€“] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

That don't make sense bobby

Amateurs! Belfast! A bit mad, granted, but craic nontheless.

[โ€“] Hossenfeffer 3 points 2 months ago

Worse than cockneys.

[โ€“] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

did they mean "scousing kindness"?

[โ€“] Emperor 2 points 2 months ago

Calm down, lad.

[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Kind of presumptious that the Welsh, Irish and Scottish would want them tbh

[โ€“] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

Fucking hell, I'm surprised this OP hasn't suffocated yet with how hard they're sucking off Liverpool. It's a nice city, but mate's making it sound like some kind of utopia.