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[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

People who interact with normal people don't talk like that.

Long ago, these people would have been hermits, isolated for their antisocial behavior.

Maybe we need to start punishing people by taking away their smartphones.

[–] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

the internet has allowed the village whacko from every village to organize into large groups and take over lmao.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is a bad take. Without smartphones we had KKK and other reactionary groups. People were always able to organize around reactionary causes.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Behold the master race: Laura Loomer handcuffing herself to one half of a double door and being laughed at by everyone walking through the other.

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

my Hitler particle detector be like

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

lol, wild. I had heard the name a bunch but never looked her up before. Jesus Christ:

In April 2023 it was reported that Donald Trump wanted to hire Loomer for a campaign role.[16][17] However the idea was said to have been met with heavy resistance from Trump's team,[18] as well as warnings from Marjorie Taylor Greene over hiring a "documented liar"

what level of loser fuck up do you have to be on for MTG to call you full of shit.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I was ready for it to be bad, I read the title and peppered myself for the worst, but WOW, how do you have a moment like that caught on camera and not retire from public life forever?

I don't think I've seen this before and its very funny to me that the nazi is clearly uncomfortable and trying to be polite

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This inability to get laid would destroy the credibility of any woman worth her salt but the right really just breed the best.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This incoherent screed is drej worthy.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

jigsaw lookin ass

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She's practically confirming the statement from Trump's own secret service that his ear wasn't grazed by a bullet but rather cut by some sort of debris.

If you keep bringing that point up, "no no I was totally grazed!", when 1) no one has discussed it since the day of and 2) no one gives a fuck about any of it now, I'm just going to reflexively assume they're being overly defensive over the whole thing... the way liars are. The false indignation of "how dare you, sir!" shit.

Also in a democracy politicians' jobs are to "pander." Or by a more correct name... "promise the electorate things they need."

Unfortunately for everyone, Kamala is actually not pandering to the masses. Only to small business shitclowns and DoD contractors.

[–] DrJenkem@lemmy.blugatch.tube 2 points 1 month ago

If half the things Republicans said about Harris were true, she would be well on the way to becoming the most based president we've ever had.

But sadly, no, she's just like every other generic shitlib.

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

She has the most colonized brain

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So Laura was the last person Trump was talking to before the debate.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Image of their conversation:

clown-to-clown-communicationclown-to-clown-conversation

[–] Tripbin@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Shes gonna lose a lot of her southern base if she goes after collard greens.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Man that’s a lot of stuff that offends her, she sounds like an easily triggered snowflake

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

mine exploded by the 8th word the shrapnel has severely injured my partner jeeze you weren't kidding

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

How does this type of crazy even function?

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if I had x I would ask LL what 80 year old man dick tastes like.

I would also encourage her to break up melania and Donald trump and marry him.

she is insane enough to may be be the next trump honestly.

[–] YourMom@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

She just would never make it. Even the some of trumpy people in her base would eat her alive

[–] Tripbin@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Straight up "Fuchi from a Junji Ito manga" looking ass motherfucker.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Didn't Loomer handcuff herself to the Twitter office building to protest her ban? Turns out the ban was them trying to save her from herself.

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I mean she's right that every American deserves to be upset

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Who is this again?

I always confuse this one with the one that got shot on Jan6.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Conservative try-hard who wanted to be another in the right's stable of Ann Coulters

Somehow, even after listening to hours of content and reading dozens of articles on Loomer's insanity, I was still a little bit shocked by how quickly the hitler particles spewed out.