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[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 97 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He probably read 7 Brazilian and thought “I can’t ban that many accounts!”

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago

Dusting off the HoF George Bush joke for this. Nice lmao

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 month ago

7 Brazillion nazis

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

This is how we become an interplanetary species. It all reichs on this one glorius leader. my-hero

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I have a friend who works at waymo. I’m always wondering when they’re gonna collapse

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then he’s going to make unfunny jokes about how the judges are despotic and can’t handle freeze peach.

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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these lunatic DEI radical left wing judges in brazil hate white people and western society. brazil used to be a great country. may 13, 1888 was a mistake.

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[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He looks really sad. Not just in this picture, in general. I'm fine with that.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

can't wait until we come back around to having lots of body hair being cool again.

dolphin day is done
RETVRN TO MONKE

I bet Elon gets bodyhair plugs.

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

He already used his body hair to be plugs on his head lol

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's sadly never going to happen as long as we need actors to look as big as we need them to. Chest hair makes your chest look smaller, which is why body builders shave.
Which is a shame because I love it.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

I don't know that it makes them look bigger so much as makes them look shinier when they're moisturized, which conforms to our current affection for the stylized sense of "comic book jacked".

from the 40s-80s, mass media and it's adherents were obsessed with increasingly gigantic boobs. the 80s were the high watermark as augmentation reached a crescendo. 20s later, big boobs are still a thing people do, but it's much more subdued than it was.

very few aesthetic trends are eternal/universal, though they absolutely come across that way near their peek. it's only later recognized as some kind of weird phenomenon.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

I love my chest hairs, all 10 of them

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

It looks like a milky, sentient body is sending its distaste of its brain directly to its face

[–] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 month ago

Lmfao what a fuckin dumbass

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

His nipples are so far apart. Maybe there's a service hatch in his chest or something

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would explain the barrel chest. The powers that be would like us to believe it's a genetic deformity but I'm just as ready to sign onto the notion that he's a primitive android helmed by a member of some super intelligent lizard species that seeks to control humanity for its own nefarious purposes.

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Beet there's a huge battery pack in there like off an old camcorder

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Why are his nipples so big, yet his areolae so small?