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[–] Skua@kbin.earth 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Christ" means "anointed" or "the anointed one", so "the Christ" actually kinda works

...but since "anointed" means to put oil on something, does that make Jesus the Christ fast as greased lightning?

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Skua@kbin.earth 16 points 1 week ago

Before opening: this better be the oily Josh post

Edit: excellent

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well, the two do have some things in common.

They both want you to follow them.

They want to lead you from chaos and danger.

They focus on helping the needy.

They can make food magically appear.

People love making art of when they got nailed.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 week ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago

GOTTA GO FAST (for lent)

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago

Big Werner the Herzog energy

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Either Judas or Peter, probably.