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My competitors say the tiny single tiny caster is unsafe, unstable, and offers no advantages over traditional designs, to which I say: wow, why are you guys so mean? I thought we were friends!

https://explainxkcd.com/2983/

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[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There’s also a huge 0-wheels market. Just think how cool wheel-free skates and boards are.

[–] SteveNashFan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Idk, you'd have to be a wizard to make that look cool. Like Gandalf the Grey or Shaun the White.

[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mattel cornered that market in 2015, but for some reason that timeline got erased.

^(I guess that timeline glitch happened due to Harambe?)^

[–] Ezergill@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

if you ignore the scales, this could be a bizarre Mad Max chase scene

[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mono wheel, mono wheel, MONO WHEEL!

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

The number one thing I love about Randall Munroe's particular brand of nerd humor is how genuine he is. His fascination with the natural laws of the universe is just that. It's not something he uses to hold himself over other people or to create in-groups and out-groups of people who know and people who don't. Even when his content is too complex for the average person it never has that subtextual "well you just wouldn't get it because you're not smart enough" vibe that so much other nerd humor has (looking at you big bang theory). He's genuinely inviting the reader to learn about whatever it is, whether they ultimately do or don't. He doesn't have that weird inferiority complex people get sometimes where people feel the need to defensively push others away from their interests to feel better about the fact that their interests happen to be niche in some way. He doesn't use it as a vehicle to fuel his ego. I've joked before that he's my "celebrity crush" but it's really just that he truly, genuinely wants to show you something he thinks is cool (and at least a little humorous) and as someone who's met a LOT of snobby nerds, I've always deeply respected that he isn't one. - sincerely, a professional vibe-checker (like, actually).

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Isnt this already a thing tho?

Ah nvm was thinking of these but those are big wheels...

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's also already in the comic

Oh nice, blind me

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Three wheel skates should rebrand as something cooler, like in-line skates, or even better "roller blades".

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Roller blades had four wheels though.

I vote for Threelies.

Also a gap in the high-wheel count, mid-sized market!

I think warehouses have things that would probably count, but we need consumer-facing options!

[–] droning_in_my_ears@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Where would a penny-farthing go?

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago
[–] BangCrash@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] droning_in_my_ears@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With different diameters so where would it be on the Y axis?

[–] BangCrash@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

In the middle

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I've seen inline skates ranging from 1 wheel per skate to 5.

On this chart they should all be in...line.

!micromobility@lemmy.world