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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

Kamala letting a disenfranchised minority ritualistically consume Ted Cruz is the one thing that might actually convince me to vote for her

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why do boomers, chuds, and chud boomers like those fucking laugh cry emojis so much?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because they know they fucked over their kids and all future generations forever with climate change and gutting the global south for copper wiring in the walls.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

It just screams "HAHA I AM NOT LONELY HAHA THE KIDS DONT CALL AND THE WIFE LEFT ME HAHA I AM ACTUALLY LAUGHING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I AM ABOVE IT ALL HAHA" my-hero

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is this the real Ted Cruz. It certainly is in character.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I was a little skeptical, but the Twitter checkmark says "This account is verified because it is a government or multilateral organization account", so it does appear to be legit. Bit confusing since he also uses @SenTedCruz--that one seems more professional, so I assume that's run by staffers and @tedcruz is just unadulterated Fox News brainworms.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure it is, check recent tweets; they're all Trump campaign stuff.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure the real one mentions the fact that he's a Senator

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh jeez it took me a while to get it. I was thinking it was about republicans being scaredy little kitties

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

I thought so too when i posted.

Apparently its even worse, they have some stories of immigrants eating pets (??for some reason??)