I bounce between lawful neutral and chaotic neutral. Huh.

Where is twisting then wrapping the bag back around the bread?

Lawful good and chaotic good is so much work for diminishing return. The best way to do it is to use back the tag so you know when to throw this bag of still good bread into the fridge.

Neutral evil AND kinda lawful good, but using a second larger bag instead of a bread box.

I'm lawful neutral until the clip breaks, which it always does, and then I go chaotic neutral.

Chaotic Neutral

Just put it in the freezer in the bag it comes in.

Most of this shit has been frozen before it reaches the supermarket anyway.

Chaotic neutral and the bread goes in the freezer

LG, back when I bought sliced bread, except for when the container was getting its occasional wash. In those cases CN or, more rarely, NE.

I switched to making better bread at home that could just chill on the counter as-is (cut side down) for days without issue. Then we figured out that part of my stomach issues are due to gluten (awaiting endoscopy for confirmation, but probably celiac based on an old DNA test that said I was likely, my dad officially getting it, and a host of symptoms that mostly went away when doing low-/no-carb diets).

I thought that said twist and fuck

Either lawful or chaotic neutral depending on whether I can find the clip again. But I doubt it matters since I store it in the freezer and heat the slices I need when I need them.

What if you use the bag clip, but then slash the side of the bag with a knife to show dominance?

Turns out I am Lawful Evil.

I always suspected my children were chaotic evil. The bread was not the first indicator.

Y'all don't just throw the bag in the refrigerator?

My cat learned to open the bread box and then chews a hole in the bag...

This is brilliant 🤩

I am neutral evil - a twist and tuck.