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Regain Control in my ass (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by sag@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] laughing_hard@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I'm still standing in my ass

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Magical Mystery Tour in my ass

[–] lengau@midwest.social 8 points 2 months ago

Hooked on a feeling in my ass

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

put your money where your mouth is in my ass

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I jizzed in my pants in my ass

[–] ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

I still feel her in my ass

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] kahdbrixk@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago

Stop this train in my ass

[–] GhostTheToast@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Corn Dog Sonnet No. 7 [Remix] in my ass

[–] metalaco@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Happier in my ass

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Feeling Love in My Ass

[–] Dusktracer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I see fire in my ass.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

My Name is in My Ass

[–] HexagonSun@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

There Goes My Gun in my ass

[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

74 - 75 in my ass

Apparently I lost count...

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

POS in my ass.

[–] Stewbs@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Theres always been a bird in me, in my ass

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Please please please in my ass.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] gotrandom@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

The Sound of Silence in my Ass

[–] thecodeboss@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Stacy's Mom in my ass

[–] KrapKake@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Never gonna give you up in my ass.

[–] Persen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Mikeyphw@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Back At Your Door in my ass

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

It's a beautiful day, in my ass

[–] ZeroTwo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is love in my ass.

Makes sense since it's a Dixon Dallas song.

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[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] maxcal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Good News in my ass.

[–] MHanak@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Let's dance in my ass

[–] solomon42069@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The Emptiness Machine in my ass.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The Good Life in my Ass

Gotta keep up on those probiotics, you know?

[–] Gnarish@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Nameless in My Ass

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The boys are back in town in my ass

[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] brognak@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Viva la vida in my ass

[–] I_poop_from_there@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

A horse with no name (in my ass)

[–] strawberry@kbin.earth 5 points 2 months ago

they heard about me in my ass

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