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submitted 2 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

every time you wash your hands, you murder billions of innocent tiny organism who are just tryna live life

[–] borth@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Should've picked a different host lol

[–] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

This same advice is true for the JavaScript situation as well sometimes

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 months ago

Nah man, I minify it so it's one line...

wait how many files am I loading again? wait, 6000? nuts.

[–] anguo@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I make only static sites and avoid having any overhead. Just Eleventy for building and some minimal vanilla JS where needed.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You'll never make it as a big time web dev.

Probably not /s, sadly. It's they that are wrong, not you.

[–] anguo@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Ha, it was never my ambition.

[–] ampersandcastles@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

I would never do such a thing.