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really shows how similar the republicans and democrats are
from a comment i stole from : "what do you mean you won't vote for 99% Hitler over 98% Hitler? He's 1% more Hitler"
Women just love abortions. I walk down the street and women beg me to knock them up so they can have an excuse to abort it. Ugh disgusting!
Many people are saying this!
https://thought.is/can-we-stop-pretending-like-abortions-dont-feel-good/
I am not clicking that.
Edit - okay I laughed.
It's Mullen from the Adam Friedland Show, certified banger.
That's some pretty heavy handed satire
holy shit lol
Wasn't this a chapo bit where they suggested creating abortion mega factories on every block so people could get non-stop recreational abortions?
3rd panel is mfw a little freak on hexbear ive created a parasocial bond with posts too close to the sun and receives the panopticonal gaze of the mods
it me im the little freak that has parasocial relationships with people on this website
Legalize recreational abortions.
I like the part where Trump loses by one vote. Very realistic scenario.
Oh and free abortions. Also very realistic.
literaly the maga version of this
not pictured: the blue candidate saying "life interruption facilities"
No you see, the issue is that the republican's death camps might affect me personally, while the democrat's death camps only affect Palestinians, who stop existing when you close tiktok.
"Our death camps have 🌈 painted on the walls"
"MORE 👏 WOMEN 👏 GUARDS 👏"
The original version of this actually was a dude with a gadsden flag shirt voting for whatever lolbert ran in 2016. The caption on the democratic winning candidate was "No guns!" or something.
lol i didnt know that
Lmfao sheltered westerners thinking they’re going to live like the dictatorships their governments install because of Trump winning .
Tell me you know nothing about how the US works without telling me.
But she's still voting for Trump, because remember, not voting is the same as voting for Trump.
by not voting she is voting for both kamala and trump so if she votes trump then kamala loses 1 vote but if you vote 3rd party then you vote for trump, kamala and the 3rd party, but if.....
Sounds like voting fraud. Let's install Guaido as president.
Why do republicans have such an ugly and vapid artstyle? It looks AI generated.
At least when Eli Valley is grotesque, it's on purpose.
Isn't this the weirdo crank artist that drew biden soul sucking a black woman or some shit and she had big booba?
Honestly it's actually really good. Biden as an Eldritch horror slaps. He should have hung it up after that one, because everything after that he just gets too angry to finish his jokes.
Yep. Also the twerp who made the original of the "you're just a quirked up white boy, you're not goated, and you're sure as hell not goated with the sauce" comic edit.
Also drew some weird anti masking nonsense I think
Absolute nutball
Also quite a few pro cop comics, overall gives off the crypto fash vibe where they just barely toe the line into full mask off territory
For me personally, it's the third panel where people are doing shit that doesn't effect her at all whatsoever but she's still super upset.
Heading down to the Val - U - Suck to get my value sucked (I have a job)
Like the brain bug from starship troopers
Of course they made this hypothetical voter a woman
Surprised he didn't draw her crying and screaming. This chud always draws women and children crying and screaming. It's his fetish.
Also look at the happy crowd in line in the last pic. Basically admitted accessible abortion is a very popular policy.
wtf is "Val-U-Suck"? I'll be honest, if I had to guess what was going on in that RV, abortions would definitely not be at the top of the list.
no more half measures walter
That terrifying moment when BlueAnon and QAnon have the exact same social playbook