I think his wife has been filling in. Flat colors. No labels as you pointed out. Not enough chest or cock energy. Looks like they all skipped leg day.

[–] nightshade@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I thought the one on the right was Pence and I was confused because I thought he had fallen out of favor (until I realized that it was RFK).

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This sucks, there’s not even a joke, it’s just fascist fan art.

[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ben Garrison and myself both spent a lot of time in San Angelo, TX. Their water is absolutely fucking putrid; there are no words. Second only to Nueces county in Texas (which was a Koch Brothers playground) I could totally see it giving people literal brainworms and Ben Garrison is a great example of that theory. He absolutely drank that tap water.

Sorry for going off topic on shitty water; even my personal brainworms hates it.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ultimately I also see Ben Garrison as less harmful than other fash artists because he’s just that batshit divorced from reality.

Someone like Hans Kristian Graebener of Spring, Texas is at least smart with his propaganda even if it is built on false premises.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Garrison became boring when he went from conspiracy theories to Yay Trump! He used to be David Dees tier and his cartoons looked way more interesting.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Who's David Dees?

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

You left me hanging, I had set you up perfectly for a "David Deez Nuts" joke.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

3 people who have never done real work

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Sometimes I genuinely believe we might be the biggest Ben Garrison fansite.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can't wait for the cum edits

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Side guys only have one buff arm from pleasuring trump-moist and cheeto-man has two buff arms from jerking the side men off.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This seems more of a material for heroin edit than cum edit.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

gettin ready to crank the hog

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When the lobby got three couches.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Yeah or "goin to work for America(s Furniture Warehouse)"

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trump may be buff here but not a dumpy in sight, can we really say Garrison is back?

[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dude doesn't have that long to live. I shit you not. He is mixing his chemo drugs with Ivermectin.

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 months ago

It's a testament and a condemnation of modern science and medicine that he survived covid...

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

RFK Jr's head is tilted like a confused dog.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Head empty. Worm fed. Just vibin'.

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Ruh roh Trumpy, I got brain worms rhehehehe

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

They about to sling some meat around.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Wondering how the cum edits will go for this one

[–] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Do they ALL have blue eyes?

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Not enough piss

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

POV: ottoman

[–] GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Wannabe Tom of Finland