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[โ€“] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 60 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The driver ( maybe-later-honey ) is on their way to whole foods to spend 1500 dollars in rose wine

Later that day

maybe-later-honey ๐Ÿทclink ๐Ÿทmaybe-later-kiddo

[โ€“] 20948@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They were headed that way lol

[โ€“] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

That makes my silly bit even funnier

susie-laugh data-laughing michael-laugh

[โ€“] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago (3 children)

[Palestinian child] pls stop bombing my home yes-honey-left

[Our Kween] I'm Speaking jokermala

[โ€“] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

maybe-later-honey : can't you see she's speaking? Now if you excuse me, I have a bottle of Luis Roederer to open!

[โ€“] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 2 months ago

omg what a girl boss. Just like she did in an old debate

[โ€“] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Kamala: I'm speaking!

Me: well shut up then, you're not saying anything good.

[โ€“] mar_k@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Tesla

yk this lib bought it sometime around the late 2010s when they all thought elon musk was irl ironman and the greatest genius of our age before he made his chuddery obvious

[โ€“] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

he's so epic!!!! he named them S, 3, X, and Y!!!!!! soypoint-2

[โ€“] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Oh, is that what the joke was

[โ€“] Cammy@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Please let it be a coincidence please.

[โ€“] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

im surprised he didnโ€™t name the cybertruck the model D so he could name the next ones model O, model G, and model E

[โ€“] Sulvor@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I totally wanted a Tesla when I was younger. Seemed like it was going down the path of affordability, there was gonna be superchargers in every gas station, etc.

If you asked me 10 years ago, I would've thought EVs would be absolutely dominating the market, maybe hitting 1/3 of new sales. Its like ~7% currently. Boy was I naive.

Probably could've been possible if the government had any interest in that, but I digress.

Meanwhile...

From January to March of this year, nearly 1.9 million electric cars were sold in China, marking an almost 35% increase compared to sales in the first quarter of 2023. In March, NEV sales in China surpassed a share of 40% in overall car sales for the first time, according to retail sales reported by the China Passenger Car Association.

[โ€“] Sulvor@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I totally wanted a Tesla when I was younger. Seemed like it was going down the path of affordability, there was gonna be superchargers in every gas station, etc.

If you asked me 10 years ago, I would've thought EVs would be absolutely dominating the market, maybe hitting 1/3 of new sales. Its like ~7% currently. Boy was I naive.

Probably could've been possible if the government had any interest in that, but I digress.

[โ€“] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now it's twenty twenty four

Knock knock on your car door

It's the self driving K-Hive kween

They have come to say "I'm speaking"

maybe-later-honey maybe-later-kiddo pigmask-off