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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 255 points 1 month ago

I am not immune to propaganda

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 108 points 1 month ago (3 children)

All those CoD skins are realistic after all! There's probably a soldier out there in full furry gear.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Everything except the headgear probably yeah. Cant imagine you would survive long with no spatial hearing and peripheral vision.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago

Jokes on you, they're going to be looking for army guys.

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[–] Damage@feddit.it 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's a self fulfilling prophecy

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 15 points 1 month ago

"Fur"filling.

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[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I just had a flashback to the bunny/cop in the movie Free Guy.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 104 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

Y'all are disgusting. Super gross thirsting over a non-aerial woman. She doesn't even have AMRAAMs.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don't know that! She might have amraams at home! Don't judge me.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago

Her AMRAAM could easily be hidden by that outfit

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 104 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] suction@lemmy.world 24 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago

Little did he know that he would see Ukrainian, biolab and catgirl in the same sentence today.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago

Infiltrate me next please

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 month ago

This is very effective recruiting where do I sign up?

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

I blame Bush II for America falling behind in this department.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 41 points 1 month ago

It's only fair that Ukraine gets the cat girls if Russia gets the gimp.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 33 points 1 month ago

Ukrainians are tough. Ukrainian women? Even tougher.

[–] Mikug@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Cataclysm: dark days ahead is leaking xd

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago

smashable you say?

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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago

What's there to fix?

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago

I want her to fix me

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

But she is already perfect

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She won't be able to fix you

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I am already fixed ✂️

[–] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

Pfft. I can make her worse.

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[–] Braindead@programming.dev 20 points 1 month ago

This is an appropriate moment to use:

What the actual fuck

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

She is beautiful

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

Nothing like getting their asses kicked by a woman to stomp their morale in the mud.

Fuck them up, and good luck. Slava Ukraine.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is that a fancy AK derivative?

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Looks like a 74 with a bunch of plastic crap hanging off it.

[–] kantor@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wooden handguard and gas chamber betray the AK-74 (not even 74M) with the utmost certainty. It was modded heavily though, the stock has been swapped, magazine is different, pretty much everything that can be relatively easily modded is.

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (5 children)

War is not cosplay kid. Now get serious and go slaughter some Ruski troopers.

[–] MerchantsOfMisery@lemmy.ml 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

I imagine this person knows this and like many soldiers is just trying to enjoy a brief moment of fun.

Edit: also the casual sexualization of her in this thread is disappointing but I've been on Lemmy long enough to not be surprised. Sad that casual sexism prevails even in leftist spaces.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I imagine her actual job is in PR and she was chosen specifically to be attractive and make men go "hey, there are hot cat girls in the army?;??!"

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 30 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

No they actually fight. Most of these women have videos of being in combat and some have died. The idea that pretty women are only in uniform as a PR thing needs to die in a fire.

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't mean she wasn't chosen by PR for her appearance. Still can be a capable soldier.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Yes but so many people are running with the idea that pretty women in the military are just PR for recruiting. Which is reductive to their actual service.

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[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Of course it’s not cosplay. She’s a real catgirl. Didn’t you read the title of the post..?

[–] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 22 points 4 weeks ago

sshhh she is psyop-ing let her cook

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[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 14 points 1 month ago

Imagine being concealed and seeing those ears peaking around the corner, and having to resist going “pspspspspsps.”

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

:3'ing while i crash an fpv drone into a shitbrick of russian armor

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