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Stone Cold... (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Lisk91@sh.itjust.works to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 91 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"But the body's just... lying there. Right?"

DM stares

"Right?"

"Yes. Don't..."

"LOOT THAT BODY, GONNA LOOT THAT BODY NOW. Loot that body, GONNA LOOT THE MUTHAFUCKAAA!"

[–] bagelberger@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago

For those that haven't seen it, enjoy this masterpiece

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Play my flute while i loot that dead kids body!!

[–] Axiochus@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

Didudidididitidi - BITCH!

[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But Glinda teleported the slippers onto Dorothy's feet without Dorothy's knowledge. It should be the person playing Dorothy failing a perception or dexterity check.

[–] wunami@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

That's what the DM was planning but the player had other ideas.