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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 52 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I don't even know french but it's close enough to English that I'm guessing it says:

"The fetish slop is a million times better than your WOKE Netflix series with PRONOUNS, libt***"

So yeah, generic right-wing sheep shit we've heard a million times from Chuds, yawn.

Its crazy how these morons think that "liberal media" like Netflix being generic and bad is because of TEH GAYS and some kind of leftist plot and not, you know, the same capitalist enshittification that is making anime boring generic fan service for weirdos.

But whatever, let the right-wing and the right-wing(rainbow edition TM) fight let-them-fight

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 46 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I've never understood the weird compulsion non-American CHUDs have to sound exactly like American CHUDs. Especially since they often claim to be trying to save [their country's] culture. By behaving exactly like yanks. It just doesn't make sense to me. You'd think they'd hate the yanks for the Americanisation of their culture, but they seem to love it.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago

the brainworms are imported. chuds are so utterly devoid of imagination that they can't even make up their own grievances anymore.

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

i mean this is a pretty new phenomenon, french facists a decade ago wouldn't have used WOKISME. it's also why the idea that american hegemony is diminishing is ridiculous, if anything its cultural dominance has reached new heights previously unimaginable, every single stupid culture war thing gets imported wholesale everywhere else

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

The most reactionary Norwegians I've ever had the displeasure to meet loved to talk about "harmful American foreign influences" — that was very specifically the word they used, amerikansk. Now I found it very strange that these chuds got all their rhetoric from rich Seppos, that they wouldn't so much as acknowledge the irony of that; moreover I was disturbed by how I suddenly stopped being "the American in the room" when these people started talking about "American foreign influences", almost like they were trying to treat me as a local as a sort of "carrot on a stick" to lure me towards their reactionism.

It wasn't until much later that I realized that when the Norwegian chuds talk about "harmful American foreign influences", and they believe in the ZOG conspiracy theory, that "American" is really just a nicer way to say "Jewish". So that was what they were doing: they spoke of "harmful American foreign influences" because they knew that people like me would enthusiastically nod to the general statement that there is such a thing as American foreign influence, and that this influence is broadly harmful; but once you get past that general statement, they were literally just doing a find-and-replace for conspiracy theories about a Jewish cabal — at first very subtly, but more obviously as they went on.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

I don't even know french but it's close enough to English that I'm guessing it says:

Latin and Greek borrowings do a lot of the heavy lifting for understanding...

[–] flan@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

fetish slop will always be better than netflix blah blah blah

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 46 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Le fetish slop

New tagline?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Le fetish slop hon hon hon WOKISME

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

sicko-yes Oui, hon-hon-hon, oui!

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

None of these words are in the Academie Francaise

[–] arymandias@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

L’Academie Francaise is a big fan of calling stuff Weauque, especially if it concerns the G word.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but they'd insist on calling it éveillisme or something.

[–] arymandias@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

In the French podcasts I listen to they always use Wokisme, but maybe l’academie is more strict about it.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

W O K I S M E

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"French is such a beautiful language"

a statement uttered only by the most utterly deranged of lunatics or... shudder.... the french

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

or

I think you meant "i.e."

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

now now, not all lunatics are fr*nch even though the opposite is true

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

Ménage à trois, hon hon hon

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

Baguette baguette oui oui hon hon hon!

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

Dipshits screeching wokisme in the labguage most associated with gayness

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Reading this, all I can think about is this

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Tf did I just watch?

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

"The media I consume may be borderline child pornography, but at least it's not WOKE!!!" frothingfash

[–] huf@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

they always have to put some avec in everything...

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Saint-simonaque de FUCKING enfant! [Spits] Tabarnak!"

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

[Spits]

lmao

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

anglicisms in french, you love to see it

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

I don't speak code lyokoclueless

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Isn't all the anime they watch "woke" to them? After all, most anime takes place in Japan, so that means almost everyone in anime are East Asians, not white.

It's also a shame seeing the Americanization of France. I've joked before and I'll joke again, France is my favorite occasionally based cringe country. Charlie Hebdo will never run out of material mocking westerners.

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 4 months ago

Charlie Hebdo will never run out of material mocking westerners.

or minorities !

[–] Cyanocobalamin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't use xitter so, could someone reply "nique ta mère, pine d'huitre" to this weeb for me? Thanks 😙

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 4 months ago

nique

Arabic influence over Fr*nch, ضضضضضضضضضضضضضضضضضضضض

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

French isn't a real language.