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[–] btfod@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This page would go so much harder with a Bob-omb

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't say Bob-omb to airport security. Even if it's a joke, they have to take every threat literally, and they can and will fuck up the rest of your day. I once saw a guy chained to the floor who was getting slammed by a full grown Thwomp repeatedly.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Damn, the worst I got was a cavity search from a Goomba.

To this day, I don't know which of us was more traumatized.

[–] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They forgot the secret and most important fourth tool:

spoilerus-foreign-policy

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Cheat code: If your skin tone isn't on the palette (Like green), you get to go on no questions asked.