Legitimately the worst poster in the world
the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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Most divorced man alive.
Look at the dumb sign I had made for my rocket facility in my company town I built in the path of hurricanes. Isn't it funny?!?!
This is not even a Facebook tier meme. Genuinely impressive to be able to post this terribly
Reddit billionaire
He wants so badly to be a poster
It's all he wants in life. Billions won't do. He wants to be dril
I have a theory that you need to be a very insecure person to continue accumulating money once you have more than you and your family could ever spend. It explains why billionaires aren't happy being billionaires, they need to be famous as well. Elon can't be happy being the richest man in the world, he needs to be a right wing thought leader, he needs to be the memelord.
Same shit for famous insecure people. The Rock can't be happy being rich and one of the most famous people in the world, now he needs to be a business leader. Jerry Seinfeld can't be happy being a billionaire and famous comedian, he needs to be a successful filmmaker. Kanye can't just be an artist and rich, he needs to run for president.
Interviewer: Mr Musk, what do you say to allegations from your own family members that you're a narcissist and an abusive father?
Elon: You see, I like my memes "epic*. Do you know about epic memes? It's a new trend on the internet. Epic memes are like dank memes, but dank memes tend to be bad on purpose, and they're good. But epic memes? They're the best. Consider the meme of Jeremy Clarkson comparing those 2 non-Tesla cars.
Like, a dank memes would be like a frog on a bike [sic] informing you that it is Wednesday. Useful, because I work such long hours at X/SpaceX/Tesla that I often forget what day it is. But an epic memes would have me owning a communist followed by a panel of a stick figure captioned "like a boss"
This post would have done numbers in 2011
Back when rage comics were still a thing yeah
Looking forward to the reverse of this with the Venezuelan election results & gloating about his involvement in the bolivian coup.
How can anyone doubt his le epic edgelord skillz now he just owned you all you don't understand you're owned it's an internet saying
If he posts just a few hundred more laugh-cry emojis he'll prove once and for all how cool and unbothered he is, just like le based Rick Sanchez. You'll see!
You don't understand twelve dimensions chess
He's beyond analysis the cybertrok is genius and just you fuckin wait once he releases the HYPERLOOP ITS LIKE A TRAIN BUT WITH CARS
he's just like me if I was perpetually a 13 year old moron fr
The dude's just Lysandre from Pokemon, but he tries to LARP as a perpetual college student.
Oh my god 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Don't let your weems be heems.