Transvestigators 100%. They believe literally everyone on screen is trans. They recently reverse-transvestigated Dylan Mulvaney, claiming she was AFAB but forcibly transitioned into a boy as a kid and then later transitioned back into a woman. Just incredible minds all around, genuinely fascinating.

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

apparently the worldview has some like conspiracy baked in that you aren't allowed to be a public figure without being transed up as a kind of satanic rejection of the natural order

and i'm mostly over here holding books of esoterica and shrugging like YEAH I WISH MOTHERFUCKER

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

you aren't allowed to be a public figure without being transed up as a kind of satanic rejection of the natural order

this just reminded me that i've seen these kinds of people also say 9/11 was a satanic ritual to symbolically destroy the binary gender system waow-based

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Transvestigators because they would also say if you showed them the skeletons of the previous Putin and Trump they could prove they were trans too.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

This is cool on so many levels. Transphobia! Penis shaming! Andrew tate the sex crimer!

Everything about this sucks and i would like to remind everyone that 95% of earthly penises fall in a range between 4-6 inches.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

antelope-popcorn meow-popcorn popcorn-time

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

For a bunch of heterosexual males they sure do spend a lot of time staring at zoomed in pictures of dudes junk in underwear.

"I'm very very straight which is why I can immediatly tell you what any man's penis would look like in any kind of underwear, especially the more revealing types."

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I did not have that on my bingo card.

[–] bestesttrash@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ahh so that's what he was talking about when he said

spoiler

"Would you rather fuck Hulk Hogan with a pussy" https://x.com/TheGodlyNoob/status/1798475697842987349

TW: Transphobia

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Amazing. No notes.

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Comrade, youre posting a screenshot, of a screenshot, of a screenshot, of something that was posted 12hours before you. At least crop this shit, Im begging you

https://hexbear.net/post/3160534