this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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[โ€“] galmuth 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Emperor 10 points 3 months ago

It almost feels like cheating as we British have such a natural advantage in savoury baked goods theft.

[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 20 points 3 months ago

We need to raid Greggs before the small boats get here and destroy are way of life.

[โ€“] Erasmus@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I got to visit the UK the other week and try some of these delicacies. While I donโ€™t condone violenceโ€ฆ

I can understand this manโ€™s reasoning.

[โ€“] Elkenders 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I always envisioned a larger pig in a blanket

[โ€“] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh no! If only we had a picture of the thief!

[โ€“] Emperor 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I almost feel sorry for him. He can go on to get married, have kids, do well in his chosen career, cure cancer, etc and he'll always be The Gregg Thief.

[โ€“] mannycalavera 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Let's be honest.... he's not going to medical school. Or going to school at all.

[โ€“] Zip2 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Heโ€™s probably never even been any further than the next town.

[โ€“] Emperor 7 points 3 months ago

Not now he isn't!

[โ€“] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

filmed throwing plastic chair against shop window before running away clutching small crate of baked good

That's about the level of rioting that like, Moss from IT crowd could accomplish. This guy did sitcom rioting

[โ€“] Emperor 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are there no depths to which they won't sink?

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Let he who has never stolen a sausage throw the first plastic chair

...and they all left in silence

Or something

[โ€“] xep@fedia.io 7 points 3 months ago

I somehow saw "furries." I need a break from the Internet.

[โ€“] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 7 points 3 months ago

UK News Website Of The Year 2024

[โ€“] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 7 points 3 months ago

I can sympathize. I've had shitty days where I want to rob a pastry store of their food, or sit in a supermarket isle and just gorge myself on junk food.

[โ€“] Emmie@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

He looks like a thumb or maybe index finger, this isnโ€™t human

[โ€“] Emperor 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is the larval stage of a Barry just before he consumes 10,000 calories a day to metamorphose into his adult state.

[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who would name their newborn Barry?

[โ€“] Emperor 1 points 3 months ago

After his father and his father back to The Dawn of the Barrys.

[โ€“] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 4 points 3 months ago

Don't insult the Grand Thumb-Thumb Corpsegrinder like that. He doesn't share any relation with this lad.

we don't know this guy's a racist if all we know is he liberated some food, an action I support btw