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[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

be me

be professional boxer

get punched in the face once during an olympic match

cry and shit my pants

immediately pivot to right-wing grifting

[–] Jenniferrr@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Is there any evidence she has pivoted to grifting? From what I can tell she has not called her opponent a man or complained about the other fighter at all. Just mad her nose broke. She kinda also seems like a victim of transphobic racists

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Completely fair take.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Why get punched in the face for a living when you can make infinity more money being a TERF on twitter?

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I entered into a punching people in the face contest and was shocked when someone punched me in the face

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

This does NOT mamma the mia

Atleast my cannelloni is safe

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

somebody toucha my spaghett spaghett

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

What none of Mama's Pasta Fazool does to a mf

[–] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

When you break the pasta in half before you boil it

[–] ObamnaSoda@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.