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[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 months ago

Prompt: "Write a sermon."

Chatbot: wall of text

Prompt: "That's too long. Be concise."

Chatbot: Don't be a dick.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Meh. At least you know at least the AI is reading/hearing your prayers, that’s a step up from the normal ones. Still does just as much good, but at least it’s being acknowledged.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And the LLM is less likely to touch the children.

[–] echodot 1 points 3 months ago

We cannot rule it out as a possibility of course.

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I took it to mean the music or message being delivered to the congregation is AI, not that you're praying to AI god.

Which is still good because if there's one thing the Bible teaches it's that god loves insincere prayers

[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

good idea but only if lead by this guy robit priest from the futurama

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I for one welcome the new six fingered Jesus.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Technically it has five fingers, but one of them splited half at the fourth knuckle. Also it has a fourth knuckle.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Nearer, my LLM, to thee

[–] echodot 3 points 3 months ago

And lo, did Jesus question, what was the name of your first pet? Also incidentally you may now give donations by credit card.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Does anyone know AI Jesus on Twitch, where people constantly try to give him commands that break the voice or make him say dumb shit?

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Funniest grift ever.

[–] popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

Its hard to be a lazy cult.

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

They are going to be so mad when the AI turns out to be woke