If you were born as a human being on planet earth you don't pass the True Leftist Purity Test. Only natural born martian bacteria can be a true leftist.
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2024
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As if nothing really matters
anyone identifying as ‘planet earthian’ and not ‘occupied Martian’ isn’t a comrade
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Anyone identifying as a 'gooner' and not a 'self-love enthusiast' isn't a cumrade.
I remember someone made an effort post right after October 7th about how it was wrong to call for the death of Israel or something. They spent a lot of energy explaining that Jews had to have a nation (while acknowledging Israel was bad) and that saying that they shouldn't was anti-Semitism or something.
This site has changed a lot over a few months, and it is for the better
The early months were trenches, motherfuckers really defended "leftist kibbutzim" whatever that meant.
If there was a Jewish ethnostate that murdered the native population and was built on top of germany, I might have less opposition to it. But it is not.
that murdered the native population and was built on top of germany, I might have less opposition to it
If it was France I'd be openly cheering
If you identify a man and not an occupied woman, you aren't a comrade
behold! 
an occupied woman!
I identify as an Amerikkklan of the United HateSS
is your hate pure?
Purity is a fascist concept connected inextricably with whiteness
Anyone who identifies as champagne and not sparkling white wine better be from the champagne region of France
Stalin nationalised champagne production in USSR and the effect was Советское шампанское, hit that is produced even now under several different names.
It tastes great too and like only 3-4 dollars a bottle
Kangaroo Island? I heard that place is really hopping.
Trots like how will we mobilize the working people of these colonized nations if we don't placate to the colonizers????
anyone identifying as ‘trot’ and not ‘occupied Marxist’ isn’t a comrade
I can't tell if this post is serious or sardonic.
Assuming it's the latter; if there is a current decolonization effort and you actively identify as a settler and do not at least preface that by saying you are an ally, then you shouldn't be surprised when others assume you're not serious about indigenous rights.
So I agree, identifying as "Israeli" while a fucking genocide is going on, does make me question your sincerity.
context
- a post was removed calling for genocide of all isntrealis
- a mod posted a followup “reminder” that started out ok with how offputting calling for unlimited genocide is, but then said ’we love out israeli comrades, we just hate how far right the israeli government has swung recently’ which got the mod temp banned and another post removed
- one commenter in that second removed post said calling for violence against colonisers is calling for violence against amerikkkans and for the death of 80% of the users of this site
- this is a third post trying to humourously shitpost about the events without actually starting a struggle session
the title and first line about Palestine are genuine, but then some funny ideas for other stolen land areas came to mind so it turned into a challenge to see who could write the funniest “anyone identifying as _____ and not _____ _____ isn’t a comrade” joke
what you describe about Palestine is spot on, and while it would be fun to see more occupied kangaroo islander framing and such, unlike the first the rest do not automatically disqualify comradeship
violence against amerikkkans and for the death of 80% of the users of this site
"...You mean to tell me there's a simple trick for decreasing the overrepresentation of Seppos on Hexbear by 100%?"
"...To shreds, you say."
maybe the post is a 
and would have benefited from more clarity, thought adding the ‘et al’ and responding to the first couple comments with new riffs was enough to infer intent without over explaining but it can be tricky to find a balance, and at least there’s added context now
Ok, I see now
You're so brave for saying this.
anyone identifying as ‘brave’ and not ‘occupied Chicken’ isn’t a comrade 
^ Coward
Well, I guess I'll live by that.
I identify as "American" precisely because I do not live on occupied Turtle Island and was not born on occupied Turtle Island, but people keep assuming the opposite. Am I valid uwu?
Anyone with a feline fursona that leaves the house on their own isn't a comrade.
If you identify as a citizen of Ptarmigan instead of being a citizen of Chicken, you are not a comrade.