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JD Vance did NOT keep pet frogs in his underwear as a child. (lemmy.world)
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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Right. They were wild frogs.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uses eyeliner, tho'

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

When you've got a Fox News hit at 6 and a Bauhaus concert at 7, maybe it's Maybelline.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I don't know that. Maybe he did.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do we only know that because he didn't write about it in his book?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Seems like he probably did if that's our only proof.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

You need to be sued for libel!

This is patently untrue, and injurious to Mr Vance and his standing in the underwear toad stuffing community!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm going to need proof for that claim.