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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 129 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"New study shows that food has nutrients"

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Got a source for that ridiculous claim?

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got a source of nutrients and you won't believe what it is!

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] alehc@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Doesn't answer his question

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 1 month ago

Return to plant, harvest energy from the sun and nutrients from the soil

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 105 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Study finds link between a simple liquid and staying healthy"

Fucking water

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"fucking water"... I guess, just don't call it that in bed.

[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Don't kinkshame my drowning fetish

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I only have regular water though

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Unless they meant that's what you do with water to stay healthy

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could'a been sweet potatoes. He didn't know.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Aren't sweet potatoes root tubers?

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] earthwalker31@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Vegetables are “parts of plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food.”

Sweet potatoes are both tubers and vegetables.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

By this definition, grass and tree bark are vegetables

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Carrots are also roots.

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why do they have the dota symbol though?

[–] _wizard@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Newsbreak. Chinese aggregator.

[–] accideath@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Nah, that’s Apple News.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago

"Death hates these two life-prolonging hacks!"

Article: eat veggies and get exercise.

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I hate when people say that something is healthy because it has "nutrients". I mean, yeah, it's probably true but everything has nutrients. And of course there are supplements and stuff which are literally pure nutrients.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Eat rocks. They're a great source of minerals"

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 month ago

Jesus Christ Marie, they ARE minerals.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eat iron. Guess what it's rich in.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

on the other side of the spectrum there's "healthy is when salad" which also drives me up the wall

the worst part is that healthy food can mostly be described by "avoid sugar and pre-processed stuff as much as possible, eat as much whole-grain and vegetables as possible", but i guess that's one comma too much for readers to engage with..

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

It's what plants crave.

[–] immortal_crab@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago

i use red tree fruits as projectile defense against metal stick wielding humans wearing white coats

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

I thought it was about Trump.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

CNN had a run that at time approximated a good one, but it's time for them to go visit the rabbits now.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Fuckin spoiler alerts, please.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

Carrots good for you, more at 11