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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 62 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

can't wait to annex one of those 3 acre provinces and end up at war with 86 countries

[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

personally, the only paradox games i play CK and vicky, but this biblically accurate HRE rlly stimulates the map part of my brain

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah they would have to beef up the economics a lot for me to buy eu5. I really wanted to enjoy anbennar but even that was still too expansion focused.

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it appears to have a pop system and a market system for trade. almost like its a vicky lite situation.

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit, I might give it a go then. Especially once modders get their hands on it. Is it the same engine as eu4?

[–] Starlet@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

every PDX game since like CK2 has used the Clausewitz Engine

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

That should make modding easier then! I think

[–] Zrc@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago

this is what germany-cool should look like

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And 4,327 overpriced DLC to come.

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Their more recent model is fewer DLC for more money and it's worked out quite well for Stellaris and to a lesser degree CK3 and Victoria 3.

[–] Starlet@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Here's some more by the way. It's...beautiful

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And of course "Kyiv". That name is first registered in the late XIX century and while there is tons of spelling of the name from earlier documents, nearly all are sounding much more like variations of "Kiev" or "Kiov".

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

afaik the old east slavic pronunciation is Kyjevŭ, but yes its become a weird nationalistic thing for ukrainians

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's questioned. Old East Slavic chronicles had it as Києвъ, Къıєвъ, or Кїєвъ. First recorded version is Hebrew Qiyyōḇ, Greek Κιοάβα, Kioava, Κίοβα, Kiova and Arabic Kūyāba. The etymology from name Kyi is bizarre because in both original sources that name was written as кии. The one from "stick" might be correct but is equally wrong for Kyiv because in the same modern Ukrainian that had the city named Kyiv stick is again кии (btw the stick etymology is supported by Polish language where the name is Kijów, meaning literally "city of sticks" which check outs historically because we know it had very impressive wooden walls).

All the arguments for "Kyiv" sounds like modern folk pseudoetymology (which is not bad per se) but forced for political reasons back into the past. Especially striking that they claim the city was always "Kyiv" but the state it was the capital of is still called as always was "Kievan Rus"!

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dont we do a similar thing with hungary/magyar?

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 3 months ago

Not really. Magyar is the name in Hungarian coming from the leading tribe of the confederation migrating west. Hungary and all its variations (Ungar in German or even Węgry in Polish) comes from the Byzantine name Oungroi which most likely comes from the Turkic "Onggur" - literally "Ten Arrows" and metaphoric "People". "H" was added by the Latin scholars as the connotation with Huns because Hungarian migration scared a lot of people in central Europe shitless - which was btw later accepted as folk pseudoetymology by the Hungarians themselves since they liked being compared to the Huns despite no provable link between those two people except both being horse nomads.

So it's not really comparable to the anachronistic attempt at revise Kiev etymology, Hungary/Magyar are rather two parallel etymologies in different languages.

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Voltaire's nightmare

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Interesting to see that they decided to leave parts of Scandinavia as "native"/"uncolonized". I guess there wasn't much of a state structure, but you never know.

Wonder if it will be some kind of mission tree aim to colonize the north for Scandinavian and Russian tags or what is going to happen there.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

::: spoiler Places of Note:

  • qin-shi-huangdi-fireball Wei.

  • qin-shi-huangdi-fireball Han.

  • spray-bottle Uff. Uff. Uff.

  • amerikkka South Carolina

  • chicken-bop Hen.

  • dudes-rock Böb, Mark, Don, and Man (dudes rock)

  • baseball-crank The New York Metz

  • peekaboo Nam

All the other three letter abbreviated states are neopronouns that just dropped.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

geordi-no Bulkanize

geordi-yes Romanize

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Brandenburg->Prussia players salivating

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's exactly what the person with "Poland" in their name would say /s

Sure, though Prussia was equally devastating to everyone around (and what they did to Balts is simply heinous) and reformation of Germany under it was tragedy for Germany, for entire Europe and ultimately to the world.

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

Shoutout to Europa Universalis 4 mod, Voltaire's Nightmare, which walked for EU5 to run

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I do love learning about some of these older, smaller countries. A lot of them have cool names.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We need to reset the Germany to preprussia, century or two of this should help.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I propose resetting to DDR.

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

HRE in the west, DDR in the east, Bavarian SSR in the south.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

We can not allow the perfidious frogs a chance at expanding beyond Alsace–Lorraine and attempting to recreate Charlemagne's conquest of the untamed wilderness that is the German city-stateletts!

I propose the formation of a Volksrepublik Deutschland to counterbalance the Deutsche Demokratische Republik and the Räterepublik Baiern.

Edit: Damn "People's Republic of Germany" really doesn't sound right because of the goddamn nazis.

[–] context@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Volksrepublik

i bet they get caught cheating on their emissions testing

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bring back Burgundy as a border state.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And Brittany and Occitania

[–] Starlet@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Let's just bring the Gauls back to France

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

The true children of the land and not those germans-in-denial frankish frogs

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We can give everything along the Rhine back to the Romans as a buffer state.

The senate will consist of one representative of every state that claims to be the legacy of Rome.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We including the expanded universe of the 2nd Rome and 3rd rome?

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well we've had Rome, Eastern Rome, Holy Rome, Imperial Russia, Imperial Spain, fascist Italy, Nazi Germany, Greece, all of which claimed to be the continuation of Rome, so I think this would be the 8th or 9th Rome.

The senate would start with an American, a brit, a greek, a turk, a bulgarian, a frenchman, and everyone else who just claimed to carry the legacy of Rome.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

It sounds like a conference where everyone would argue about who invented baklava or kebabs or some shit that would set the world alight in nuclear hellfire

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Well we’ve had Rome, Eastern Rome, Holy Rome, Imperial Russia, Imperial Spain, fascist Italy, Nazi Germany, Greece, all of which claimed to be the continuation of Rome, so I think this would be the 8th or 9th Rome.

Don't forget Ottoman Turkey, one of titles of Sultan since Mehmed II was Kayser-i Rum which literally mean "Roman Emperor" and this was even acknowledged by some treaties with Italians and even German Emperors.

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Bring back Lotharingia to solve that problem.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

this is a good second choice

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 3 months ago

Meanwhile, SE Asia will have like 3 nations and a dozen provinces if they're lucky.

I need to get a more powerful computer for this.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago
[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

brandonburg

[–] daniyeg@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

cpu goes brrrrr.