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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 58 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Has anyone, anywhere actually had a bucket of diarrhea tossed onto them by a homeless person?

Because the only person I know who's dumped liquid shit on anyone is Dave Matthews' tour bus

[–] Des@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

and dave matthews has been making penance by being a pretty decent person politics-wise apparently

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Honestly, that caught me off-guard

But I welcome it

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

barbara-pit

No gulag for these bastards.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

these people are parodies of parodies, so far removed from reality that i'm shocked they don't dissolve into nothingness

idk if they're getting paid to torpedo any kind of nascent communist movement but they need to be treated like they are

owned

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

They absolutely are, whether they actually know it or not. How many elements of the New Left culture, especially magazines, did we discover were infiltrated or cultivated by the government or the right over the decades because of their funding links? Now imagine instead of having to have an actual person, whose connections can be tracked, funding something like that you can just have dozens or hundreds or thousands of anonymous accounts donating cash through Patreon or whatever.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

Unlimited genocide on the patriotikkk SSocialistSS

cpusa qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

These guys are real life Kelly cartoon characters

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

these are professional wreckers

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago
[–] InternetLefty@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

Stupidest shit I've ever seen that literally no one believes in

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't remind me of Haz ugh

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Should ban haz posting the same way vaush posting was banned in the old sub

[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Stupid Stuff Sayers play a necessary role in driving social media addiction. Just ignore them. It's not like they believe their words.

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

How the fuck can anyone think that makes any sense? Homeless = landlord? Buddy, those are on opposite sides of the spectrum. Is this some kind of property horseshoe theory?

[–] Jefferu_Nintendomoto@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait they're not being ironic?

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Sadly, these are MAGA Communists and Patsocs. Striking resemblance to another far-right distortion and coopting of leftism...

[–] windowlicker@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

far-right rich NIMBY assholes are actually the vanguard of the revolution against the bourgeois homeless and you guys haven't read enough theory to understand that.

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

I aspire to be a homeless vagrant

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Billionaires aren't capitalism's true masters, that was only a clever ploy by the homeless

Like they say, it's always who you least suspect...