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The average c/WTF enjoyer
In case anyone is confused, it's a mannequin
How did a mannequin pick up a dude and a bike huh! Checkmate.
In french this implies the woman is a model (mannequin being both the word for a model and the plastic variety).
Nope, person is just f'd up. They move on their own a few times in the vid
I think you're right. Mannequin arms don't swing like that, and he's too articulated to be a mannequin.
This explains so much
Is it a literal theft deterrent? Is this a thing?
A, you forgot your drink, and B, why were they filming?
I think it's pretty obvious why they were filming, she didn't just pop into existence from nowhere, she just took a break
That broad is strong
It was brought to everyone's attention
Everyone's attention broadly
Babe is my ride home
That's no guy.
I don't wanna go to bed! It's all the way upstairs!
Yes mommy?
I have seen this before but didn't previously notice the awkwardness of her not pausing to let the other pedestrians get some space. Just aggressively keeping pace with them