literally the cumtown bit of electing a black woman and when hillary runs again they cant use the "first woman president" line and white women start saying "we need all kinds of women presidents"

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It would be funny if this meeker, mentally scarred version of Trump is permanent and his newfound quietness makes him look weak. Like the CIA trying to burn Castro’s beard

[–] Coaty_Ann@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Good point i'm voting for Trump ironically now

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Get Trump to agree to a debate with her (she just does the previously agreed upon one scheduled and fills for Joe)

About 10 minutes in when Trump is speaking, pull out a previously hidden balloon out of his vision. Pop it so that it's as loud as possible.

She wins.

All those hogs will see their beautiful Aryan chad daddy on the ground cowering while Kamala just holds up a popped balloon and smiles*

Bonus, there's a non-zero chance that a recently chastised, grievance-bearing secret service are trigger happy and desperate to never hear people talking shit ever again. Crossfire could lead to hilarious results

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Wait, it's actually doable? sicko-beaming

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

🦋 If you believe it

You can achieve it 🦋

[–] D61@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Here, you'll need this... lathe-of-heaven

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Gerald Ford survived two attempts and lost

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

What? He got shot like, ages ago I barely remember the details. Didn't he like get his ear blown off or something? It's been like hundreds of news cycles and the memory is blurry

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

“If you’re falling out of a coconut tree, God bless you” - AOC

[–] Roonerino@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

There's no way this election goes down that isn't a laughable farce, you're living in the historically funny times right now.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

If kamalah wins, i need... and i mean NEED... to see a meme of the Trump after shooting fist in the air photo with a coconut bonking him on the head with X's over his eyes dead-motherfucker style.