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Global Internet Self-Destructs After Having to Livestream Kid Rock RNC Performance (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 5 months ago by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] shani66@ani.social 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I thought this was a satire community, not a normal news community

[–] Fah_Q@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 months ago

You missed it the satire is suggesting that kid rock caused the crowdstrike shutdown that ground I.T. across the nation to a halt. Check out the people stranded in Mexico partying in the airport because they couldn't fly.

[–] Fah_Q@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 5 months ago

Hogan and kid rock getting the Red boys so worked they crashed grindr, yup checks out.

[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Kid Rock seriously has the worst music