On the road to fully automated luxury gay space communism.
Spreading Linux propaganda since 2020
Rules:
https://www.reddit.com/r/crowdstrike/comments/1e6vmkf/bsod_error_in_latest_crowdstrike_update/
Link to the Tech Alrt from crowdstrike's support form: https://supportportal.crowdstrike.com/s/article/Tech-Alert-Windows-crashes-related-to-Falcon-Sensor-2024-07-19
Someone of Wallstreetbets started shorting their stock yesterday lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1e6ms9z/crowdstrike_is_not_worth_83_billion_dollars/
Late stage empire vibes.
And ALL of this in the past week, lmao.
Is boeing all that's left?
The other aerospace companies are primarily defense oriented
Linux gang stays winning
I'm in the process of switching, thank goodness.
Nooo haha don't monopolize key sectors of your economy making it easier to hijack the whole thing and takeover after the revolution haha nooo
(This goes both ways, I wouldn't like this happening to China)
I hadn't considered speciation and natural seelction as a mode of hardening your systems against attack, honeslty, but i guess that's exactly how it functions in nature.
Ey cuz I'm an RNAi hehe. Funniest thing is that all happened because of an antivirus
In the ridiculous evolution arms race there are pathogens that hijack precisely the antipathogen systems to do their thing, and then later defense systems which attack exactly that, the whole thing is filled with 
(i couldn't find the non-trans uno reverse card emote)
The trans uno reversal seems appropriate because so many women are going to spend the next few days cursing and swearing as they have to travel from department to department manually deploying fixes.
pull on your programming socks, it’s going to be a long fucking day
Please be related to them pushing out some AI bullshit that would be so fucking funny
Peak Reality
Imagine using windows for mission critical applications
Imagine revealing you've never worked for a company whose IT infrastructure is older than you
The nice thing about FORTRAN is there's hardly anyone left who speaks the deep magic so network attacks aren't much of a concern.
The wallstreetbets post having been created a few hours before the shortage is wild
I'm wondering this: If they were associated with it, why would they bother posting about it publicly? Unless it was a coincidence.
It's not insider trading if you're reacting to news from an outsider.
Oh yeah, post from like a third-party TOR Reddit account this info and then say you reacted to that info yourself.
Crowdstrike got their overly valued IPO off planting Russian Bear 
signatures in the DNC servers.
Infamously being handed the DNC servers after the party denied the FBI access to investigate.
They admit there was no evidence of Russians after the fact
But it was critical to plant in the news and aided the Empire to stroke up a new Red Scare to justify sanctions.
Crowdstrike was founded by a group of 
s connected to the Atlantic Council 
and 
Cybersecurity Firm That Attributed DNC Hacks to Russia May Have Fabricated Russia Hacking in Ukraine
The firm’s CTO and co-founder, Dmitri Alperovitch, is a senior fellow at the Atlantic Council, a think tank with openly anti-Russian sentiments that is funded by Ukrainian billionaire Victor Pinchuk, who also happened to donate at least $10 million to the Clinton Foundation."
They rode this fake claim to fame on an IPO that valued the company at $7 billion
CrowdStrike Holdings Inc. shares soared nearly 100% at times in their trading debut Wednesday, and the chief executive compared the cybersecurity company to cloud-software giants like Salesforce.com Inc. and ServiceNow Inc. while watching the stock’s huge first-day pop....CrowdStrike CRWD priced an initial public offering Tuesday evening at $34, higher than the expected range. CrowdStrike sold at least 18 million shares at that price to raise more than $610 million at an initial valuation of about $6.7 billion. Underwriters — led by Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan, BofA Merrill Lynch and Barclays — had access to another 2.7 million shares, which could push the total raised to more than $700 million.
Shares gained as much as 97% in Wednesday’s session, though they pulled back to trade lower than the opening price of $63.50.
So not sorry for a bit a schadenfreude that this happens the night 
is formally nominated.
My other half watched it and said the family was there.....but Barron was missing 
Russians hacked into a Ukrainian artillery app, resulting in heavy losses of howitzers
Why does Ukrainian Artillery have an app which can be connected to the internet?
The more I read about it the worse it becomes holy shit. The economic hit would be wild.
Lmao, my company uses that. Let see if I'm going to be able to work today.
Bad news: looks like it was fixed 😕
We got emergency emails and texts about the outage. I seem to be able to login and work just fine for now
My work computer isn't working and I actually need to do shit today :(
On a scale of 10 (10 being the 2008 crash) how big is this?
Enlightenment me oh computor mages 
Probably bigger because of how centralized everything has become.
I was thinking about this the other day about how so many functions and internal services for firms, especially IT, were outsourced and centralized. For my company this meant that so many means of internal communication and online storage went from in-house servers to the cloud. Security is fucked because my company depends on another for our private info. Like you can’t have a system that is disconnected from the internet anymore.
Lol this is not the "something finally happened" that I hoped to wake up to, but I'll take it.
A world-wide disruption like this does create plenty of options for things to happen.
how long is this gonna last before it's fixed and back to normal?
Death to America
There is no automated solution so every device has to be fixed manually. Plus with Bitlocker it becomes more difficult if the keys are stored on a server that can't start anymore. It'll be a pain and will probably last a month or two because of how big the scale is.
fuck yes. hell yes dude, i love the market
Death to America
hey guys just started my job at crowdstrike and pushed a little update, gonna relax the rest of the day
Call me crazy, but if I were to look back at the history of cybersecurity in, oh I dunno, 20 years? And I read about the “Crowdstrike Outage” long after this company is gone, I’m immediately gonna assume “Crowdstrike” is the name of a piece of malware
Richard Stallman gets proven right once again. The West will rather collapse than ever consider a sustainable software model.
I'm even more GNUpilled right now.
here for the chaos
lmao the only reason I'm able to get work done is because I'm working from home today. My entire school is SOL otherwise.
Do they not even do an incremental update? They just pushed it out to all customers at once?
As someone who worked this last night:
World got ClownStriked.
stays winning