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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a truck driver (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago

Anon missed a chance to get the cookie hooked on drugs and force it to perform while paying it with a bag each night.

[–] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 26 points 4 months ago

I want my 53 seconds back

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

I'd say he had some cookies for himself, and it sounds a bit like those cookies had some interesting ... herbal ... ingredients.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago

What a strangely obtuse way to refer to Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.

[–] Kelebogile@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i need the thing he is smoking

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is bat country!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What are the odds?

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Man, if someone can't shoot Trump, could they at least shoot her? Idk if there's a single person running who is more vile than Kari Lake. I fucking hated her as a news anchor, I hate her as a Trump brown-noser even more.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the end

Or is it?

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Dunt-dunt-du~n.

[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can oysters live in a lake?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Mussels can

[–] misterwu@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Anon is mental

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Well that's very un professional from Anon to open his inventory and bring it into the cabin.