This format doesn't make sense for this joke imo. The poop is trying to kill me with a traffic jam?
this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2023
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Hmm. Maybe, but have you ever been stuck on the road with like 3 spicy McChicken and a filet o fish in your stomach? Maybe some taco bell in the mix
Damn. I love spicy mcd (in my country they are really hot & spicy) but eating one drumstick is enough for me to not eat it for the next couple of months.
No
Should be something like Fart Me in a traffic jam
Poop about to come out
Yeah
Imodium is your friend, keep some in your car
If the poop is crowning, I'm thinking the only way Imodium is gonna help is if you take it anally
Loperamide (generic)
When you finally sit down, got comfortable, and then start smoking a menthol.
Lol
the almighty turtle head
You should look into figuring out how to regulate that digestive system you got there bud
As someone who's currently pooping, this helped
i always try to poop at work, might as well get paid for it 
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