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[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

Imagine having to die for Biden or Trump

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Jokes aside, Dick Johnson sounds like the most American name you could come up with

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I tried googling this but couldn't find an answer

Has anyone actually ever successfully jumped in front of a bullet for someone else? Or is that just from movies?

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think the closest thing was that Secret Service guy when Hinckley shot Reagan.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 months ago

Reagan still got shot though

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

people just say that whenever someone bodyblocks a bullet. depends how litigious you want to be about the definition of 'jump'

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I remember this game, it was kind of a halfassed attempt at cashing in on the election, but it'll surely get a resurgence now.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

I remember watching the Vtuber Kiryu Coco play this back in 2020 and of course it's going toto trend again now. Time is a flat circle

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Dick "Rock-Hard" Johnson

[–] HexBeara@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago
[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dick

"The Cock"

JOHNSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[–] PortugueseDragon@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I thought of the exact same thing. Deadlock has broken my brain.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

No Pastamania for people who understand the reference, Jack!

[–] christian@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

I'm guessing this game is just trending in general but I literally found out about the assassination attempt when I saw a torrent site put this on freeleech like an hour after the news.

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

The candidate shoulda named "tronald dump'

[–] Coaty_Ann@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Replace the bullet with cum and I'd buy it for 10 cents on a steam sale

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Dick gets all up in Rump to prevent penetration

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: