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[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 58 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

lmao if there's anyone biden HASN'T advocated for stochastic terror against, it's fascists

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I hope Biden doesn’t die from assassination. He deserves to go out in the funniest way possible: naturally. Have him give some big hoorah speech about being sharp and healthy, and have him trip on his way to the exit and hit his head against the pavement

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Like this geriatric Ukronazi who dropped dead literally in the middle of his speech

CW: A dude literally dying

Counter-CW: lmao dead Nazi.

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[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Broke: The Democrats ordered the assassination attempt cause they're scared of Trump.

Woke: The Republicans staged the assassination attempt.

Bespoke: The Democrats staged the assassination attempt so some right-winger kills Brandon out of revenge and they can finally replace him.

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unyoke: this was engineered by OpenAI to collect training data about human reactions to a presidential assassination attempt because the dataset from 1981 was too dated.

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is what he meant when he said his vice president is Trump. They're gonna formalize the two party system just being one party

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Might as well just get it over with lmao

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.

[–] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish Joe Biden was as cool as Republicans think he is.

[–] Bremmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago
[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Noooooooo someone did the "trump in the bullseye" bit on here today agony-shrooms

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

when there arent any communists to even go after so they go straight after the liberals.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

To them they are the communists

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

a clear Biden call out to all of his dog faced pony soldiers dog-faced-pony-soldier

[–] Juiceyb@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile his lackeys are trying to pin this whole situation on brandon. All because Brandon can't make a coherent argument.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

is that emoji photoshopped or was he really that smooth?

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

That's actually a picture of him as a baby

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

When Joe Biden sends his people, he's not sending his best.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

"In solidarity"

Sniveling dirtbag, and yet less pathetic than the libs who'd withhold their votes should he take some unrestrained glee at the event; libs who didn't withhold their votes because of his support for genocide but would withhold it for civility in politics.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago

Who could have predicted this??

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

He quite literally didn't hit the bullseye though

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

It's time to shit Trump on the pig's balls

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I mean this is as good a case as the dems have on trump inciting jan 6th