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Heritage Foundation to furry hackers: "Are you aware that you won't be able to wear a furry tiger costume when you're getting pounded in the ass in the federal prison I put you in?" (newrepublic.com)
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 132 points 4 months ago

Heritage Foundation brags about and threatens prison rape for minority group.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 95 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What is it with conservatives and punitive anal rape?

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 64 points 4 months ago

Fantasizing

[–] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 72 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I notice he dodged the question about vore.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He stopped the conversation there because he had to furiously masturbate

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago

Furriously*

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

The coward.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago

Doth protest too much.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait, didn't they just say that it wasn't gay furry hackers that did it, but now they are threatening furry hackers?

And how did they know it's a tiger, it could be a pack of wolves?

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That is what I was wondering. I just saw an article that said they denied the gay furries hacked them.

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

All tops in the Republican party

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 37 points 4 months ago

Boy, seems like they put some thought into that one. 🤔

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Silly, the real fursuits are the ones in our minds.

Now hold still while me and 14 werewolves use you like a cocksleeve <3

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think you mean are-wolves.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

We are all wolves on this blessed day

as they get held down and knot-fucked

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

didn't the HF say they actually didn't hack them, they just happened across files accidentally archived on a public facing site? If so, doesn't that sorta stop it from being a crime?

[–] androogee@midwest.social 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Conservatives love fantasizing about imprisoning their enemies without a criminal conviction.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

That, and they are pathological liars.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did some intern get ahold of official HF letterhead? Someone ought to be fired before the heritage founation loses credibility.

lol

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

When was the heritage foundation founded? I'd say that was the year they lost all their credibility

[–] ReasonablePea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Do the eyes in these suits move? Or is this a strategically taken picture?

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

It's possible to make eyes that move but I wouldn't say it's the norm

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Had to look at a bigger picture of the image, but the one on the right looks like they got concave eyes in their suit. I think it's a pretty cool trick to make it look like the eyes are following you, when done right.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Hah. This is why you should respect the furries.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

what a toxic piece of shit and to think high up critical positions are filled by men like him.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Dude’s clearly never heard of a murrsuit.