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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Exusia@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 84 points 2 months ago

Emotional support prostitute. Yes, it is medicinal.

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Legalize sex work.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mussy please!

[–] JeffreyOrange@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Lol this would actually be legal in germany. If you are severely disabled you can get a prescription prostitute paid for by your healthcare provider. Makes sense if you ask me, everyone need some human connection.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

I picked her up at Walgreens sir

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TIL sex work is illegal in the US

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We're backwards and repressive in so many ways! USA! USA!

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So much freedom!

[–] statist43@feddit.de 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Freedom of ways to die

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

I'll take pecked to death ( ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ ) by an eagle, please.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

France: liberté, égalité, fraternité. And national razor for kings.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this is why I own shotguns.

the barrel is big enough to fuck. It's like a fleshlight of danger.

MURICA, FUCK YEAH!

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

MURICA, FUCK YEAH!

Literally

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is prostitution a crime?

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

In the States

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I said what I said

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

🎵 I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams

🎵 She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down!

Billie Joe Armstrong (above, in car) elaborating

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And that's when you hear from the other seat, a voice say "quit your whining cuz it's bringing me down"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

😘👌

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How dare you?! That's my therapist

[–] uis@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

“I’m sorry; She’s medicinal.”

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago

This was a good one, completely unexpected. Someone once emailed feedback that one of my coworkers deserved hookers and blow for doing such a great job. My blow is also prescribed, thanks.

[–] not_a_dog@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

*prescription

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm amazed autocorrect didn't catch it

[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm told that on Lemmy you can edit your headlines

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Just 4 U

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

She's actually his wife.